Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs!
What is a computer's favorite beat? An algorithm!
"To err is human, but to really foul things up, you need a computer!" - Paul Ehrlich
"All warfare is based on deception." - Sun Tzu
"In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity." - Sun Tzu
"Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win." - Sun Tzu
"If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles." - Sun Tzu